MINIONS QUOTES

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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
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Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
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If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
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To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
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Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
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He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
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If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.
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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
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The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
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